This is a whole antire entry dedicated to our favourite girl-snake-sponge-bean-corn Ms. Belinda Chan Li Mei. Our dear beany has come up with a Quick-Change package. Popular amoungst the 6c girls when they change in the toilet for PE. Well, with this ever convenient Quick-Change, there is no need for changign rooms anymore. Nor is there a need for PE teachers to scream at us for being half an hour late due to the long quene in the toilet. Quick-Change has proven to solve all your changing problems!
From today onwards, readers can look forward to a step-by-step comprehensive guide on the Quick-Change trick invented and coined by our very own celebrity of the day, Ms Belinda Chan. Today I am given the previledge to inaugural the Quick-Change steps. Here goes!
1. Stretch your PE T-shirt. Left, right, centre, up and down.
2. Pull it over your head, don't put your hands through the holes though. You are to remain fully clothed till now.
3. Start unbuttoning, if and only if your PE shirt covers your entire upper body (maybe if it covers the vital parts, it's fine).
For more Quick-Change steps....STAY TUNED.
Impatience avid readers can SMS their request to Ms Belinda Chan, I trust you have her number, she's the celebrity of the day!
The most enthusiastic reader with the most number of SMS sent will receive a kiss from Mrs Uma Chong.
Our dear Belinda Chan has a rather long nickname and I am not sure if I can post it right here for fear that my head will roll tmr. After cutting so many heads for Lit week I think it's time someone cuts mine. On a side note, does anyone wants to watch Othello? Buy my tickets? Watch with me? You can sense the desparation right. Do feel something for a helpless soul.
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